Photo by Bailey Sondag
Anonymous asked: I just wanna ball myself up into an itty bitty ball and be placed in your vagina for eternity.
Anonymous asked: how's the leg champ? will we ever get to see this flexibility you spoke of? - D
It’s still healing! That’s a possibility.
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages
Anonymous asked: more back selfies please? the way your back goes into your tiny wait is insane!
Haha you got it, dude.
"Drunk text me. I want
to be the one you think of
when you can’t think straight."
"Drunk Texts are Flattering" by Claire Luisa (via -virtual)
The beautiful home of John and Maura Stoffer | Pilsen - Chicago, IL.
the worst way for friendships to end is for literally nothing to go wrong, you just stop talking. they stop messaging you to see how youre doing and you get sick of being the first one to initiate conversation so you just let the friendship go and wonder how that person is doing and never hear from them again
HOW CAN WE BE HAPPY ?
Once a group of 50 people was attending a seminar.
Suddenly the speaker stopped and decided to do a group activity. He started giving each one a balloon. Each one was asked to write his/her name on it using a marker pen. Then all the balloons were collected and put in another room.
Now these delegates were let in that room and asked to find the balloon which had their name written, within 5 minutes. Everyone was frantically searching for their name, colliding with each other, pushing around others and there was utter chaos.
At the end of 5 minutes no one could find their own balloon.
Now each one was asked to randomly collect a balloon and give it to the person whose name was written on it.
Within minutes everyone had their own balloon.
The speaker began— exactly this is happening in our lives. Everyone is frantically looking for happiness all around, not knowing where it is.
Our happiness lies in the happiness of other people. Give them their happiness; you will get your own happiness.
And this is the purpose of human life.
Anonymous asked: oh shit, little Jena got a back tan!
Hell yeah, Florida’s good for that.